Laminator Aficionado Pillows

Who's damn fool idea was it to buy a laminator?

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

Crane fishing

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

"We're thinking Shag Carpet. I'm tired of hardwood floors."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"A drone is hovering over the plant. Find out if it's from OSHA!"

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'I wonder how many board feet are in this tree.'

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it - there's no bandana.'

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Crocheting during lockdown

Welcome to Radio City Music Hall.

A man working on a model airplane

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

'Are you a good mixer?'

A cheese grader

Combined Harvester

Cat flap for a truck.

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc