Lakeside Loafers Gifts

'Ralph doesn't believe in catch and release'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

Fly Fishing

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

Canadian Canoe.

Man painting MOM on boat

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

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