Lakes Gifts

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

Fly Fishing

"I just had a crazy idea: Let's sell the kids."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

'I'll put these signs around our pond... Clever hey?'

'Not that net!'

Any time is cake o'clock

On holiday.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Bermuda Triangles

Cake Free Zone

"Marco ..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Loud mouth bass.

Panettone

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Cake Friday!

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Dow Jones drop

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'