Lake Gifts

"Wow. It's just like Lake Michigan."

Rock - see you in a million years!

Fly Fishing

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Marco ..."

Neptune

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Loud mouth bass.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Quartet.

Dow Jones drop

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Invoice: 'That's good laughter is the best medicine.'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Customer Convention

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."