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'Give a man a ball, and he golfs for a day, Teach a man to scoop a ball and he golfs for a lifetime,'

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Marco ..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Fishing direction sign.

Go jump in the lake!

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'