Lake Loiterer T-Shirts

'This is so embarrassing. I don't even like worms.'

'Not that net!'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Marco ..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Getting the hang of it?"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Fishing direction sign.

Go jump in the lake!

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'