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'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Watering the garden gnome

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Ben!'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

It's my summer robe.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'Sorry, ocean sounds can't be heard due to a computer glitch.'

Bomb's Away

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

'Don't be daft,woman-of course I'm not gonna FRY her!'

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

'Old fart and the sea'

How to fool a seagull

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

'It's an unsual way to fish I agree, but I've seen humans doing it...'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

Hey guys, where's the exit?

"I used to have a cigarette after spawning, but I could never keep them lit."

'Whoah - surfs up!'

They're mostly harmless

Spiro & Pusho and the toilet cabin on the rock.

'Oh no, not you again.'