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'Come on in. The water's refined.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Canadian Canoe.

'They said before they start biting do we practice catch and release?'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Man painting MOM on boat

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'