Lake Humorist Gifts

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

The Sensitive Dude.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Acme Coffee Co.

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'I'm a Pisces.'

Many clowns in rowboat

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

"Excuse me....water!!"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.