Lake Humorist Mugs

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

The Sensitive Dude.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'It must be a milkfish.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Many clowns in rowboat

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"Excuse me....water!!"

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Ey up, guys! Here comes the slaughter mower - everyone Duck!"

Oddly familiar formation.

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

A fish wearing scuba gear.

Desert - Steep Hill sign.