Lakeside Legend Laughs Mugs

'Isn't this the same place that fished this summer and never caught a fish?'

Bitchbark Canoe

Fly Fishing

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Ben!'

'You've played enough. Why don't you reel him in now?'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

The Specimen Hunter

'It must be a milkfish.'

Water Skiing Accidents.

Tragedy and Material

'A tortoise is coming toward us' 'I newt' 'I toad you' 'Great, I'm on Walden Pun.'

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

No petting in the pool!

Making Things Pleasant.

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

Tentacle attacking diver.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'Ha! Fake out!'

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

'Don't press so hard, I almost drowned back there!'

'Give that back!'

Determined fisherman

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'Which is the deep end?'

'Wow, we'll be sick of fish by the time we get through that lot.'

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

'For crying out loud, cut that thing loose! It's just not worth a trophy.'