Laid-back Gourmet Pillows

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Boy baking a cake.

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"House red, sir?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

Stand back - while I whip something up

Frisbee dog catching pizza dough

Salvador Deli

"Damn it, who ate all the chèvre?"

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'What kind of...'

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Doctor, before we start you've got to promise me that I don't have to give up anything."

The four major food groups.

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

Claret

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'The 89's are very forward with meat on the nose and a lingering marrow-bone finish.'

Hospital Food

'How's your liver?', 'Okay for now, but my doctor told me to take it easy.'

'It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free.'

'I'm making pot pie.'