Ladies' Night Gifts

Bingo night.

"They hold the women's institute meetings in here. On Wednesdays."

"Barry looks to have pulled a mussel."

Girls night!

I could have danced all night!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

A day at the races

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

Menu. Menu. The good thing about girls' night out is also the bad thing about girls' night out: No men.

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

"Botox."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Botox...'

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Stages of Wine

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

Gorgeous Groovers.

"Oh yes, I'm still on the juice diet...this one just happens to be fermented."

"Do you know what girls want?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

Absinthe Fairy.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.