Labs Gifts

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

"How did the science test go?"

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'While I was working on one problem, I stumbled on the solution for another one, and won a Science Prize...'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Oh, and Dr. Kelb, before you go, please turn out the bunsen burners."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Science Lab. I have to work late, dear --- I spent most of the day going the wrong way.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"Here comes the super-visor."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'