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'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

"How did the science test go?"

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'While I was working on one problem, I stumbled on the solution for another one, and won a Science Prize...'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"Oh, and Dr. Kelb, before you go, please turn out the bunsen burners."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Here comes the super-visor."

'ADN'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"She may be a book nerd, but she's the best lab partner I've ever had!"

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"I feel so seen right now."