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Stem-cellphone research.

The control group is non-smoking!

"It's a weed killer that kills cancer."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Elfie Stick

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Jurassic Pork

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"I am not asking for directions."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'