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Stem-cellphone research.

The control group is non-smoking!

"It's a weed killer that kills cancer."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Elfie Stick

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Jurassic Pork

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple