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"Gentlemen - raise your glasses'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

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"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"My homework ate my dog."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

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"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

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"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"