Label Gazer Gifts

'Pretty label...shiny bottle...I'll take it!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Googler

'Now that's an afro!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Whatever he's eating.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Technology and literature

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"That was a rumor day."

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'