Label Gazer Gifts

'Pretty label...shiny bottle...I'll take it!'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

The Googler

'Now that's an afro!'

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Emergency exit into Space

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

'Whatever he's eating.'

Technology and literature

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"That was a rumor day."

"So what do you do for a living?"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'