Label Critic Gifts

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"By labeling it, I control it."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

Peace on Earth

It bag and no knickers!

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

Big oil.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

"Well, certainly his claim seems justified , but if we paid off every justified claim what kind of insurance company would we be?"

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Focus Groupies

"The best power suits, of course, are by Hugo boss."

Chiantis In Translation

"You know what they say, spend for the job that you want."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

WISDOM! WHILE IT LASTS!, 'Maybe the sign wasn't such a hot idea after all.'