Lab Joke Catcher Gifts

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

Bacterial Culture

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."

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