Lab Joke Catcher Gifts

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

Happy Bifurcation Day,

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

Jerk Gene

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

Frankenfish

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"I feel it's only fair to warn you, Dr. Thompson, that watching cell division can be quite stimulating!"

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Bacterial Culture

'OK, I got the photo. Let's release the big guy before he goes into shock.'

"Whoa, whoa – for all I know you contaminated the sample."

"I think we've been wasting out time testing phones on rats. We already know phones are addictive."

"You say genetically modified po-tay-to, I say genetically modified po-tah-to."