Lab Coat Fashionista Gifts

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Animal Engineering Lab.

Scientists are sexy

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Plasma Ball

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

Plasma scientist

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

'This place has been bailed out more often than Greece.'

scientist