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Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Animal Engineering Lab.

Scientists are sexy

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

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'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Plasma Ball

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

The mazes were too easy, so now they have me running through bureaucracies and looking for grants. (Originally published on 2007-10-18).

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

A second life for Grandma's quilt.

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

Plasma scientist