Lab Coat Enthusiasts Pillows

Studying the effects of little white coats on laboratory rats.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Scientists are sexy

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Plasma Ball

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Plasma Ball

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"I feel so seen right now."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'