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"I had second thoughts."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'll never forget you."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

His master's voice

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

Victorian mother and daughter.

Downloading.

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"