La Nostalgist Prints

"I had second thoughts."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'll never forget you."

Neil Young

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Art Garfunkel.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

His master's voice

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Living...in...the...1970s...must...have...been...DYN-O-MITE!"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'I've gone from watching movies in Cinemascope to a smart phone...and they call this progress?'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

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'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'