Kvetching Connisseur Gifts

At Bubbe's Condo

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Artist and Musician

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Vincent Van Goat.

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Artistic license.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Henri Matisse

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Artist painting a dancer.

"But is it..?"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Giraffe painter.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Tree and man

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'It's another canvasser dear'

"Have you met my wing man?"

"The reason he is a very creative zombie is beacuse he only eats the brains' right hemisphere."

"Could you keep still?"