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At Bubbe's Condo

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Artist and Musician

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Creativity

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Vincent Van Goat.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

"All right, Thompson. The board concedes that this quarter's economic growth does look very much like a kitty.

Artistic license.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

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Artist painting a dancer.

"But is it..?"

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Henri Matisse

Impatient queue of people. The signs read queue here,sigh heavily from here, and Tut Loudly from here.

"My art dealer assured me people will think it's worth a lot mo is."re than it

Giraffe painter.

Artist painting an artist doing a painting.

Tree and man

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'It's another canvasser dear'

"The reason he is a very creative zombie is beacuse he only eats the brains' right hemisphere."

"Could you keep still?"