Kvetching Aficionado Gifts

"And now, here's Dr. Frank Friedman to kvetch about the weather for you."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"Bad drawing."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Rowan Atkinson,

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

Cartooning

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

101 ideas for blotting pad doodles

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

Lady Sketching

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop