Kvetching Aficionado Gifts

"And now, here's Dr. Frank Friedman to kvetch about the weather for you."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"At lease we managed to stop the leak before the water reached 'E' Deck."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

"Just pick some. No one expects a postcard to reflect your personal aesthetic."

Lessons from the Blakely Art School (Now Defunct)

"Welcome aboard, Thompson. Brono here will lay out the itinerary."

Bob Odenkirk

Ted Rall Hired by Pando. Thoughts?

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Don't look now, but there is a giant hand holding a pencil behind you!"

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Before Art School. During Art School. After Art School

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Hold still please. I'm joining the dots.'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Bad drawing."

Etch-a-sketch artist.

'...Because its easy to draw.'

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

"Well, the president of the ethics committee is in jail and his deputy is binge drinking with three prostitutes. Do you want to leave a message?"

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Rowan Atkinson,

"Your doodling is getting out of hand."

"I'm sorry, Ma, but we're forced to sell the art collection."

Cartooning

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

101 ideas for blotting pad doodles

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

Ugh, I can't even draw a stick figure.