Knowledge Collector Pillows

Collect all 300 'Theories of educational instruction cards'.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Before the Internet

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Blue Stockings

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

Stealing thoughts.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

The Month of July

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Capital

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.