Knowledge Collector Mugs

Collect all 300 'Theories of educational instruction cards'.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Before the Internet

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Blue Stockings

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Stealing thoughts.

"Unfortunately, what you downloaded from the net is a ten-year-old paper I once wrote for my college boyfriend!"

The Month of July

"No, wisdom is not hereditary, it's something you need to earn yourself..."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

Capital

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."