'I make Swiss army knives.'
Knife Maker Pillows
Add a touch of humor or pride to their workspace with pillows featuring fun designs dedicated to the artistry of knife making.
Happy Knife, Happy Wife
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'
"Harry?... Is that you?"
'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).
"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"
'This will only hurt for a moment.'
Nick Offerman
"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."
Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)
Murderous Chef
"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."
Introverted Chair
"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."
Irritable dowel syndrome
"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"
A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.
"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."
'I gotta hand it to you, Conway. It takes a genius like you to figure out how to get an 8-foot-long table through a 3-foot-wide door!'
Knife-thrower.
A Victorian lion chair is given a tail.
Mid century modern. Midwest boring
Swiss Knife With Computer Cursor
Looking Daggers
Sitting down
Swiss excalibur...
Egg in over-easy chair.
"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."
Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.
Furniture for the age of anxiety.
"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."
"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."
'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'
Circus Billy Blades
Knife Maker Pillows Collection
Knife Maker Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs crafted for knife makers—perfect for those who take pride in their sharp skills.
Knife Maker Prints
Browse inspiring or humorous prints that honor the artistry of knife making—perfect decor for any craftsperson.
Knife Maker T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts for knife makers—fun and stylish options to celebrate their craftsmanship.