Klutz Camaraderie T-Shirts

The Coordination Committee meets. . .

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'I bet those are the accident reports.'

Accident-Prone Support Group.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Caution Fragile

The world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish.

"Well, they do say wine is a conversation starter."

"Darling, sorry to bother you, but the steak won't fit into the toaster..."

Recipes From The "I Really, REALLY Hate To Cook" Cookbook

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

'They were in Vietnam together. Then they went into business together, retired together, and now they're on the doldrums together.'

Life on Earth - dog bandage.

The Adventures of Break-O-Man

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

"The recipe said to stand in hot water for ten minutes."

'You have some clumsy friends - that's the third to accidentally drop a bottle of my homemade wine!'

"Thats for missing the bunt sign!" "Yeah, and that's for striking out on ball four, you loser!"

Caution Wet Floor

Klutz discount day at the amusement park.

Can we have our ball back please?

Gone To Hospital.

"Actually, I'm not used to this at all."

"Make up your mind...it's freezing in here!"

Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.

'Psst. I'm on a username basis with the boss.'

'Not sport. It's an old 'spork' injury. I jabbed myself eating mellon balls.'

Got the clumsies?

A Fall From Grace

Where the hokey pokey went wrong.

"What time do I pick you up?"