Kitty Aroma Appreciator Pillows

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"It's kittens."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

Art Pets

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

New for Fall

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Kitten Futures

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

"Hello, Kitty!"

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

Cat-traction.....!