Kitty Aroma Appreciator Mugs

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Two cats are high off catnip.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"It's kittens."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'Coffee? Kitten?'

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'I've never seen a healthier kitten. Cuter, most definitely, but never healthier.'

Art Pets

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Kitten Futures

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

New for Fall

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

'Love the kitten heels!'

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

Meow, Meow, Yeow!

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

'Look, Daddy! - Fluffy begat!'

'George, kitty got tired of waiting for us to let her in.'

"Hello, Kitty!"

Cat-traction.....!

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'