Odor Appreciator Mugs

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Cheese Secret

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

Warning.

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

'Ahhhh...it almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

Smelly fish.

'It's only Wednesday but something in the air makes me obsess about the weekend!'

"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'In this empty room, he barks in high definition.'

Dept. of funny smells

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

Pride

"You won't believe it. I have that stupid song stuck in my head again."

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."