Feline Fragrance Fan Pillows

"And you wonder why they call me a bitch?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"Cat park"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'