Kitchen Tips Gifts

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Cookery Lesson.

Culinary surgery.

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Avocado Timeline

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

TV Chef Cooking Range

Post Game Day Betting.

Tin Opening

Tupperware Wolf

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."