Kitchen Tips Gifts

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Counting ribs

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Culinary surgery.

Cookery Lesson.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Say, Hon. . . the pizza's burning.'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

Avocado Timeline

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

A Matryoshka dolls putting an oven in an oven

TV Chef Cooking Range

Post Game Day Betting.

Tin Opening

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."