Kitchen Pharmacist Gifts

"Take on an empty stomach? Don't you have anything I can take with food?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

2021

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

Fighting the Pandemic

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

Too much cilantro