Kitchen Ninjas Gifts

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Husband bakes a pie

"Gigot de sept heures."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"More helium."

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Toastquest!

Stand back - while I whip something up

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Spaghetti Mummy

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... develop a clear plastic wrap that doesn't bunch up!?

Ernie's the person who put the "quiz" in cuisine.

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

Pizza Fencing

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"