Kitchen Ninjas Mugs

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Husband bakes a pie

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

"More helium."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

'I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.' (chef shaking chicken).

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

Toastquest!

Stand back - while I whip something up

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Spaghetti Mummy

"I see you've brought your own bag."

'I know I promised to love, honour and cherish you but I don't remember saying I'd cook for you.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

Hipsters knit their beards.

Pizza Fencing

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

If they can put a man on the moon, then why can't they... develop a clear plastic wrap that doesn't bunch up!?