Chef's Knife Ninja Mugs

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Sulk Shows

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Best Seller

'Hey, I told you this place wasn't easy to get into.'

"I as a multitasker, which lead to being a multiscreener."

Computer Virus

"I see you've brought your own bag."

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

Penny got carpal tunnel, and had to hunt and peck.

Be the grass...

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Working the bugs out of his spear invention

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

'My Dad's got a black belt for cooking!'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

"Don't tell me the doctor isn't available - I just hacked into his itinerary and I know that he has free time right now!"

"The feds wanted to put me in witness protection, but after they saw what you did with my website, they figured you could hide me better."

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

"Nowadays we all have to make sacrifices and 2500 bucks a month for this beautiful two-room apartment is really not too much to ask."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

'Hello tech support? When I simultaneously press CTRL, TAB, ALT, NUM Lock, and Page Up keys, my fingers hurt.'

Taking the perfect photo of my cat.

"I understand you're a troubleshooter when it comes to websites."

Precisely when did you first start feeling invisible in meetings?

"Actually, I wasn't paying any attention to what you just said, but I LOOK interested and engaged, don't I? Cosmetic Eyebrow Surgery!! It's totally changed my LIFE!!"