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"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"On. More. Try."

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

"It'll never be ready in time."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Cooking Tip # 23: If at first you don't succeed, feed it to the cat."

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

'And I've teamed that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager.'

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I misplaced a decimal point in the cookbook.'

'Did you follow a recipe book for this dish?'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'Trying to eat her dinners is the only exercise I get.'