Kitchen High Jinks Pillows

"Oh yes, I proudly served."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

Chef copy robot

Husband bakes a pie

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

Avocado Timeline

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

"More helium."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Post Game Day Betting.

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

"Which one of my fiendish offspring defaced the bordelaise recipe with SpongeBob?"

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."