Kitchen Hazard Hero Pillows

Barry had never heard of 'food hygiene awareness'.

Come dine with me!

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'Caw blimey!'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Roasted

The household cavalry

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Scales

Cinderella mopping up

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."