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'Hold your breath! It's time to add spices and I don't want you to sneeze into my dinner.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Vegetable Cook

Ten out of ten for effort...

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

Chef De Party.

Cooking

'Do you want toast with that?'

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

Cook au vin

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

You missed a spot!

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Spring cleaning.

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

Rameses' Kitchen Nightmares

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

'Net to catch pancake.'

COVID-19 kitchen

"We'll get your food going as soon as the exterminators are done in the kitchen."