Cleanliness Freak T-Shirts

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

Wash your hands

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."