Kitchen Chemistry Explorer Prints

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Lockdown casserole

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Man's cooking explodes.

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

In the DNA Kitchen

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'