Kitchen Explorer Prints

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"Ok, who just gave my cooking a 1-star review on Yelp?"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

Boy baking a cake.

A table laid out with meal kits

"I expect you're all really pleased I took-up 'proper cooking' during the COVID-19 lockdown!"

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'Is the grill broken, Dad?'

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'Whoa! When did we get that big Tupperware bowl?'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

Leftunders - "Hey look, we've got pizza!"

"As long as they're giving me the option, I'm going to keep on camping from home."

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

"Thanksgiving must be really important. It's the only time Mom buys something too big for the microwave."

Pots and Pans

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"I'm unable to process this image."

Instead of a cap and gown Mike got a hairnet and spatula.

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

La Table

'Like death by salad.'