Kitchen Chemistry Explorer Gifts

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Why did Ernie take that off his wrist and put it here when he had to leave the kitchen? For safety reasons. A watched pot never boils. Ernie says you are what you eat. It's true in his case. Ernie is just like his food. He is sweet, and has some but not too much spice. Plus there's nothing artificial about him. Also like his food, Ernie is an acquired taste. And to me they have both become irresistibly delicious!

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Lockdown casserole

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

In the DNA Kitchen

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Man's cooking explodes.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."